The Latest from Billy Cramp-Up / Local Coach and Adviser 28 Aug 2007

   Billy thought one year he would have a change and not bother with going on holiday, but instead he would enroll himself on a coaching

course. As there was no coaching courses to do when Billy started coaching he thought he might as well see what all the fuss was about.

Arriving at a large building where the seminar was to be held, Billy said he was grieved at the price he was asked to pay to attend, but as

it was to help others he thought why not. Billy said he was slightly late and as he pushed open the door to enter the room he was amazed

to see how many coaches had turned up, and all seated in a large arc. Billy said he took a deep breath and took up his position at the front

of the class and proceeded with spreading his notes out in front of him. He said he was just about to start teaching those lot about coaching

when some know it all pushed him out of the way and told him to take a seat. He tried to explain that he was here to teach them lot a thing or

two about coaching but the know it all kept muttering how he was the instructor. Billy says he was just trying to explain politely how the hell

know it all could possibly teach him anything about coaching when he already knows it all. When suddenly Billy was dragged out by a security

guard. Billy complained at the reception and demanded his money back for the misunderstanding. Stating that it was there fault they had booked

two instructors. The silly lady at the reception said he had got it all wrong and that he was here to be taught about coaching. he said to her "Do you

not know who i am." "no" she replied , "well you should i'm the great Billy CrampUp." , "Well, you should act more like your name Mr Clamp Up",

"Clamp Up , Clamp up , I'll give you Clamp Up , It's CrampUp young lady."

 Billy says he will stick to taking hoildays in future at least nothing can go wrong then. ( Billy on Holiday available shortly. just as soon as we

get the British Embassy help release him from a foreign prison.)

   Hopefully we will have more valuable information from Billy Cramp-up next month.

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